The thing that terrifies me the most is that someone might hate me as much as I loathe you. It is better to ask the authors of these sayings to reveal the truth. You have an inferiority complex - and it's fully justified. A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. So ugly, robbers give him their masks to wear. The Chinese have managed to smash the previous seven-generation threshold for familial insults through this little gem.
There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them. In your case, one would have been better than none. Did your parents ever ask you to run away from home? Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? You should not write them down on the social networks — just pick some on the Internet and easily send them in a message. I hope you meet someone who is good-looking, intelligent, and cultured.
I'd hate to see you go, but I'd love to watch you leave! I know you are nobody's fool but maybe someone will adopt you. A sharp tongue is no indication of a keen mind. If sex were fast food, you'd have an arch over your head. She was another one of his near Mrs. Although the word was long thought to have been the product of the 19th century, recent findings show that we have been referring to lickspittles since the middle of the 17th. I bet your brain feels as good as new, seeing that you've never used it. Don't you think it's a little early for Halloween? If you have not reached the age of majority, close it immediately, please! I would like the pleasure of your company but it only gives me displeasure.
When I look into your eyes, I see the back of your head. Well, you might as well have been here your name came up several times. When you were a child your mother wanted to hire someone to take care of you but the Mafia wanted too much. Though this is not technically damning. Or head to and become a startlingly attractive walking advertisement for our site. I heard that your brother was an only child. Remember that time I said I thought you were cool? How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? I told him not to act like a fool.
I am trying that East of Atlanta as the R Word just seems to cover everything mentally challenged in Georgia. Again, means nothing without context. People clap when they see you - their hands over their eyes or ears. Fellows like you don't grow from trees; they swing from them. He would grudge the old soldiers their pensions! Better at sex than anyone, now all he needs is a partner. Choose the ones you like best and remember them the next time you need to insult someone. You say that you are always bright and early.
Your teeth are like stars - they come out at night. They are like accurate blows below the belt and are often suitable for any company; but do not personify them, as they can sound really offensive, just like the second joke. Much of Irish slang involves the best insults and curses, so if someone's really getting on your nerves try these top Irish insult words and phrases out for size. Men have only two — everything they say and everything they do. May the cat eat you and the devil eat the cat. He'd steal the straw from his mother's kennel.
Yes siree, they don't title 'em like they used to. It's nice of you to take the blame! You're so stupid you threw a rock at the ground and missed. She's so ugly they used to put a pot roast in her lap so the dog would play with her. People can't say that you have absolutely nothing! I'd like to have the spitting concession his grave. Babe, basically, i was like, literally shocked to death, I promise you…like I swear, I literally died! He is so old that his blood type was discontinued. Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you. What a grand statement of his love for her; for she was cold, hard, cracked, and only gets plowed around the holidays.
You have a face only a mother could love - and she hates it! They interpret everything it in their ways, but sometimes they even outdo the adults in humorous sayings. Jonathan is a consummate Anglophile with an obsession for Britain that borders on psychosis. Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? In fact, in your case they're nothing 7. Accordingly, every country has developed a uniquely beautiful set of curses and insults that set it apart. I'd like to leave you with one thought. Use these variants everywhere you want.
Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees. Correct: Only properly applied to whites. Here come the long funny stories! Would only be applied to a man if he was weedy or effeminate. I heard you went to have your head examined but the doctors found nothing there. Some people don't hesitate to speak their minds because they have nothing to lose. Somebody else is doing the driving for that boy! Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. They are most of them Barbers, Taylors, Panders and Procurers, Parasites and Lick-spittles: There are also by report some gallant Courtiers amongst them.